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Hello. I have started my job as a supposedly Gallery Manager, but when I went to the interview, the gallery assistant told me it was for Project Manager, but now they've changed it to General Manager, and we're all so confused over what position they should give me, that we've agreed on calling me just a new staff.
After my 3 month probation, I will be called a General Manager. Mek. I also don't know lah.
I am working at House of Matahati in Taman Cempaka, Ampang.
The jam is not as bad as I thought it would be, maybe because I've been OT-ing myself voluntarily.
I love working.
The picture above is me looking at the Gallery Assistant, Mimie in shock after emailing the collectors a horrendous version of email we edited.

Since photoessays are the in-thing, here are some pictures I took during my trip in London.

I bought these from a black dude with a cat named Leon. I've never heard of a black male florist.
Nurul tells me the flowers have been blooming like nobody's business because they are placed near the heater, so they think it's spring. By they, I meant the flowers.

This is Nurul saying 'Jangan. Ambik. Gambar. Aku. I. Dowan!'
During my first week there, I stayed at George's dad's apartment. An empty one which he uses for travelling monks to stay in. The picture is of a pop-up altar.
You know like pop-up books. Yeah. COOL GILA OK.
This is the second funniest thing I saw in London. It is a mural for a kindergarten in Rockingham (seriously, nama tempat tu Rockingham). As you can see, the mermaid is a little confused about her aurat.

skullcap

Tangkap gambar Papa pakai benda ni. Yeah... this is my new surgery hat. Kena ada ekor sikit, baru pirate. What do you think?

(Um, skulls and surgeries?)

Thank you chitoo. Thank you chitoo.
I miss you and Munkao, our bitterness, hatred, loneliness.
Come back with mushrooms for me.
(CLICK another picture that describes how I currently feel)

Oh wow, 2009.

I didn't expect much to happen this year, if you remember what I wrote in February (check out the last line) after spending a month and a half or so not seeing my parents (yes, we still live under the same roof. Today was the first time I saw them in 2 weeks).
BUT GUESS WHAT NIGGAZ YA BRUDA ERE BE SO PRODUCTIVE THIS YER!!1!1

1. Kurasaraksasa!
2. CIPAN
3. Between the Lines (the accidental exhibition)
4. My top secret exhibition with a filthy rich ingrate and a hopeless romantic.

Started my internship at Annexe, so please, everytime you go there and see me don't think I jual muka, gua kerja sana k.
I want this book!
Pentti and Deathgirl by Emma Rendel.
I quite like this too, which I think looks like a cross between Ladyesah and Dura, who reminds me of Irana Douer.

Today is Father's Day and I don't have the heart to tell him his Transition glasses are annoying.
Cuba teka mana satu Mr. Anatomy '78 a.k.a my dad.
Shuz posted a picture of her mother when she was young, and I sometimes think if I'll grow old and look like her.

sometimes

I know I look like your mother when she was young/my age/, your chemistry/physics/maths/some intellectual subject teacher, auntie jual cake, florist, nenek. Ye ye ye ye ye.
Picture by Hadi. Taken at the park opposite Amcorp, I was wearing Ben's spectacles and damn that boy is rabun.
Looking at Hadi's pictures make me want to start taking pictures with my film camera. EXCITINGS.

My tiger.

I come home after some days in the studio, and LOOKIE MY TIGER!!!
My brother thought it would be funny to put the furball on her neck and apparently she didn't even bother taking it off. Such a champion. Oh I love her so much.

Ayam, I, Bob, and Najib's face. (Play video)

Prized Possession: Antares and Roger Putra

Initially, Antares said his prized possession was his Macbook and Mr. Johnson (if you get what I mean), so I told him I was going to take a picture of him and his Macbook (obvious choice).
When we talked about my project, he said no one can really possess anything, and decided that his horny dog, Roger Putra should be in the pictures.

I didn't notice the dog's penis while shooting. Only saw them just now when I was going through them photos.

I'll be honest with you, NOT HAPPY with the pictures. Mnyeh.

magick river 2

Antares asked me if I was engaged, and I said yes, to this girl.
If I were a dude, I'd totally screw her. In a nice way. Malangnya buah hatiku dah berpunya.
I can't imagine George in a pink Baju Melayu berseluar singkat sebab dia tinggi.
Your dad is up to something, Moozammah.

Pictures from the Mamiya coming up tonight!
EXCITED because I only took 6 pictures or so!!!

afijeifjefjffffff

Initially I didn't want to cut my hair, but wooheey lookie what I did. Picture courtesy of Raeesa.

I REALLY MISS MY LONG HAIR.
:'-(((
Siapa ada hair tonic untuk buat rambut tumbuh cepat?

Rindu

Rindu, please come to the art show.

FINALLY, the Premiere of my new Soulmate!!!

Kitorang memang meant to be. I only said new soulmate because, well, our love is always new.
Sorry it took so long, we took so many pictures, it was so hard to choose the best ones because we are just so photogenic together. But it was all worth it. Anything related to him is worth it.

Our famous wedding picture (2006). Don't act as if you don't remember.

Happy tak, Nasihah, Hana, and many others?
I'm so happy :-)
And being the lovely sweetheart he is, he sang me this song on our anniversary. (NASIHAH MAZALANG JANGAN JELES) Same like the girl in the video, I was quite shocked when he winked at me in public. Abang Jude is quite a private person, you know?

delicate/awkward

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This is for my college assignment. Majoring in Photojournalism, minoring in Fine Art.
Model: Kelsey R.
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Delicate is a series of pictures depicting the female body in a very delicate yet awkward way. It is an observation of little things people don’t notice about the beauty of the female body.

People usually remember and judge a woman by her face and wit (or intelligence), but to me, it is something more than that. To me, people need to be deeper than breasts and buttocks when they want to see a woman physically. Those two aforementioned assets are stereotypical, so these set of pictures will open people’s eyes to a different side of the physical female body.
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Woo hoo! Soft tak? I feel like touching her.

My blog will now be a food blog.

gambar cantik

Orange in my mouth. Picture by Munkao.
Hihi so nice!

Samsung 200, expired in 2006, taken at Mimaland, 2009, by me.
Ironic, isn't it.

After watching Qalam by Hadi Koh, and after reading this by Dr. Mohd Asri, I quote
"Awareness should be made for them to realise Islam is not for MALAYS only."
There is a reason why they don't put huge doors in mosques, you know.

L-R: Aina, Me, Mongkaw

The only outcome of tonight. We need to learn social ethics. I don't know why his left leg is bended like mine.
Or why his face is uglier than mine. Picture by Aina, awesome pose by me.
How do you like our gunz now?

fdef

Senang betul nak pujuk orang.

impressonators

Two Chinese guys trying to be me. You ain't foolin' no one butchoself.

fts

Before and after, obviously. (Pictures by Alfred)


That's a picture of Bukit Tabur (which I got from the internet). Towdally hampir sama with my drawing, ok.

Aaaaaand a lovely picture of me. I could pass off as a bunian. For all you know I could be Puteri Gunung Tabur clad in Pagoda and rugged shorts. Picture by Munkao, unfortunately.