i feel like i just saw you.

you with the mess of hair and the lack of sleep.
just like old times.
i would cook for you. i'm obsessed.

we dont need to talk. i just want to stare at that face and listen to that intellect.

Bik Mama sings Karaoke

Best Malaysian TV Show Ever

Ah-ha, and their Samonella series is the best of the best! The tacky early 00's dubbing of Venezuelan soap opera just kills me! And each episode doesn't continue from the last one, but they always show flashbacks. FUNNY!







And this is another series within the Ah-ha series, Club Culture. This one is about well, clubbing etiquettes.

the only beneficial thing i gained while studying in college

Is making great friends. Like this one, (or two... or three.) who came back from Australia last year and produced this video so fucking ace, you don't ever need to take drugs.



In the meantime, I can only dream of having such talent and balls.

Sometimes, I ask myself, why why why am I such a genius.

During dinner just now, while zoning out, I thought of another family portrait 10x more obnoxious than my previous idea (refer to the blog post before this). The idea was so great (and funny) that I found it really hard to wipe that smile off my face, looking like a fool, smiling alone.

I tried and tried, and I looked even more of a fool trying to mask that upward smile with a frown. (It's really ugly, ask Li)
So I decided to tell my mother.

Me: Mak, wouldn't it be nice if I painted a family portrait?
My mother: Family portrait? Oh, ok, then we can hang it in the living room! *big smile*
Me: Mm, yes, I'll paint you and Papa sitting down........ with a very big Pokme.
My mother: *instant frown* What?! I don't want that horrible cat!
Me: Pokme on your lap. Pokme on both your laps, a very long Pokme.
Amir (my brother): In her weird poses.
My mother: Taruk dia jauh jauh! Mak tak nak kucing tu! Tak pun buat dia kecik je in a corner. Nampak ekor je.

Afterwards she totally ignored the fact that I wanted to paint my parents and my lovely cat, and said that if I paint the portrait big, she'll hang it in the living room.

For those of you who don't know, my mother absolutely hates cats (since her cat Mang died during her teenage years), especially Pokme. She calls it Kucing Berdosa, and will attempt to kick Pokme everytime she's in her parameters.
As for my father, he is very pasrah about our devotion for that hateful cat. He only loved one pair of cats, and that was Pokme's mother Cikeding, and Cikeding's brother, Kucing Putih.
He used to talk to them during breakfast when no one's listening.

This will be a funny family portrait and I cannot wait to start painting ^___^

video jepun belajar english paling best

How dare you say such a thing to me?

something you most definitely have to watch

Especially if you're really sad, but want to laugh at the same time.
Or laugh because you're too sad.
Or it's a funny thing that you're sad.
There's something... disturbing about this song, and dark about the script.
Detached... awkward...
I love it. I admire you chichi. You make me want to fix my Sony.
That's a lie. I want to fix my Sony.
Btw my Final Cut Pro rosak again.

i dont know lah, hishammudin

I don't know lah, with a tagline like that, I'll think about it.
But you seem quite chummy with my friends.

i'm not very photogenic, as you can see.

This is the only picture of me I can find taken during my graduation. (Ok I didn't 'find' it, someone tagged me on Facebook)
My parents who came left halfway, and my dad took blurry pictures of the speaker. I DONT KNOW WHY. Testing camera? Speaker more interesting than me?
Even in this picture I am blurry. Perhaps I am like the Loch Ness Monster, or the abominable snowman.

This picture was taken in the life drawing room, which is a big ass room with 4 doors and a closed window. The aircond wasn't sufficient for 500+ sweaty, excited, loud students.
I almost fainted.
Tapi dalam gambar ni, I am TOWDALLY COMEL sebab tu I taruk dalam blog OKBYE

Best birthday present ever!!!

I've been waiting for this for YEARS!!! Was so disappointed when my brother didn't buy me a copy when we went to visit him earlier this month. Merajuk-ing can end today!

ARGH so happy, you can't see it, but I took it out from the plastic and smelled the book, and read the last paragraph (of book two), and put it back into the plastic JUST in case some idiot spills tea or cake on it.

I cried hysterically two years in a row on my birthday, my 19th no one remembered, so it was great. Finally, YESSSSS.

How am I, John? Today, happy :-)

Australian Diaries (not another trendy chain message) by Sudarshan Chandra Kumar

before i came to australia i made a vow not to fiddle with my Dick for a year..this vow was broken after one week..i have recently uncovered an australian plot to boost their tourism industry.Kangaroos are fake.they are as real as the Bigfoot in johor. the goverment collaborated with Pixar Animation Studios to model an interesting creature resembling a giant rat with a Doraemon pocket. this creature does not exist. so if you have been saving up for a trip here to see them. use the money for a boob Job in Thailand. those are Real. go to Chow Kit for reference.

on a lighter note. unlike malaysians, australians treat Indians like gods. I hope its not coz they mistake us for africans and assume we have big dicks.not all black ppl have big Dicks. trust me im black..food here is delicious, the local delicacy is 3D Kangaroo Burgers. this doesnt Exist too. which explains all the healthy looking slim people here.

Music. australian music is very polite to the ears. the native music instrument is the Didja-Weed-Do?..It looks like a large cigarette. the only difference is you blow instead of sucking.. and its cancer free...a healthy sollution for your oral fixation..australia has it all.

i miss malaysia alot. so i tend to look for fellow malaysian students to feel more at home and discriminated. damn this shit is so offensive i could be the indian Wee Meng Chee.

//written by Sudar, one of my funniest friend, who left for Australia earlier this year and is most probably the blackest guy there. Oh and he sings for the band Sorry.


This Munirah really exists. In another country for 6 years. For an offense. Ho ho ho.
Rindu budak budak ni.

challenging chitoo's sweetness

Monday morning and I am brilliant as can be, thinking I could challenge chitoo's "You and me put the You and Me in You and Me."

You grow on me as if you were fungus, and I am your damp loaf of bread in an airtight ziplock bag, in the dark.
(An 8 year old's science experiment).

Sweet dak? Sosweeeeeeeeeeet.

Writing an email to a stranger today, then getting this piece of crap (read: corn) on/in my toe cut off once and for all after lunch.
Can't wait to start running again. This time I'll wear shoes.

Awesome video by Zulamran Hilmi and my favourite Munkao painting

I love everything about it. Everything. Click for more of Zul's artworks.
Reminds me of the opening credits for Science of Sleep.

Very nice pictures of the paintings I helped Munkao with. The exhibition ends 31st this month so do check the awesome details out before it ends. This is my favourite!

Guess who's painting a room with Mary-Jane tonight? Mwahahahhaha.

Hug Therapy and Women Who Love Cats Too Much

Macam Shuz, only she does that to my boobs

Semua untuk Kitsch hingga ke beat (?). Tayam!
I'll see you at Fairuz's exhibition tomorrow? Valentine Willie is right opposite where you're working.

funniest conversation i've ever had

Presentation in the morning tomorrow, and I feel nauseated already.
I'm forcing myself to pay attention to college. I need to graduate.
Gah.

magick river 2

Antares asked me if I was engaged, and I said yes, to this girl.
If I were a dude, I'd totally screw her. In a nice way. Malangnya buah hatiku dah berpunya.
I can't imagine George in a pink Baju Melayu berseluar singkat sebab dia tinggi.
Your dad is up to something, Moozammah.

Pictures from the Mamiya coming up tonight!
EXCITED because I only took 6 pictures or so!!!

Wit

Munkao just finished drawing scales on his painting and happily said:
In Photoshop terms, this is called 'Scales (read: Skills), 100%'.

I laughed painfully, and he continued:
In farmer's terms, that was called 'Wheat (read: Wit).'

Lickety-lickety-lickety-lickety-lickety

Officially the most awesome Japanese cartoon I've ever watched. (Blade of the Immortal and Dr. Slump be the best books).
In Mr. Ando of the woods, I love how Mr. Ando tries to change the subject and leave.
The second video is awesome, evert part is awesome. Monotonous, LUHH IT.

Shoulder Blades.

Currently totally listening to Tenderfist's Foreign Legion, first heard and saw them play during The Wknd's shot at Rimbun Dahan. Lovely lullabies.

Saw them again at Cloth & Clef under their new name, Tenderstiff. (I am being sarcastic)
I am glad for you, Fahmi Reza (I can't bring myself to call you by your first name only), and your newfound love brought me to tears that day.
Time-mistress, non-Malay. Time-mistress, non-Malay.
Must be non-Malay. Keranamu Abang Fahmi, oh~

Talked to Intan-dahling just now, and I'm excited for her new studio!
A great fan of rhyming myself, I giggle to myself saying her studio's name, Itudio Studio.
Sihi.