Australian Diaries (not another trendy chain message) by Sudarshan Chandra Kumar

before i came to australia i made a vow not to fiddle with my Dick for a year..this vow was broken after one week..i have recently uncovered an australian plot to boost their tourism industry.Kangaroos are fake.they are as real as the Bigfoot in johor. the goverment collaborated with Pixar Animation Studios to model an interesting creature resembling a giant rat with a Doraemon pocket. this creature does not exist. so if you have been saving up for a trip here to see them. use the money for a boob Job in Thailand. those are Real. go to Chow Kit for reference.

on a lighter note. unlike malaysians, australians treat Indians like gods. I hope its not coz they mistake us for africans and assume we have big dicks.not all black ppl have big Dicks. trust me im black..food here is delicious, the local delicacy is 3D Kangaroo Burgers. this doesnt Exist too. which explains all the healthy looking slim people here.

Music. australian music is very polite to the ears. the native music instrument is the Didja-Weed-Do?..It looks like a large cigarette. the only difference is you blow instead of sucking.. and its cancer free...a healthy sollution for your oral fixation..australia has it all.

i miss malaysia alot. so i tend to look for fellow malaysian students to feel more at home and discriminated. damn this shit is so offensive i could be the indian Wee Meng Chee.

//written by Sudar, one of my funniest friend, who left for Australia earlier this year and is most probably the blackest guy there. Oh and he sings for the band Sorry.


This Munirah really exists. In another country for 6 years. For an offense. Ho ho ho.
Rindu budak budak ni.