hey
mun: yea
me: hear ma rap
mun: u want a gud time?
tok to me
i giv gud time
3:47 PM me: matahati told me to describe maself in english
just one page
and i says to dem
mun: tell dem u dunno english
me: i frenz wit da epitome of handsome
mun: i think is a taste
is a test
i typo lol.
me: dat man be named munkao
mun: uh huh
going on
going on
me: and dey like
mun: what happening after
me: whoa
no need write som mo
but i like
3:48 PM mun: tru tru
me: hey you told me one page
mun: xus tru
me: yeah
yeah
yeah x10
mun: ....
interview d merchant square?
me: and i said ma self aint dat interestin besides dat fact
I'M NOT DONE YET WITH MY RAP
PLEASE DONT INTERRUPT ME
3:49 PM UNLESS YOU WANT AN ENCORE
anywayz
den dey sayz no no tell us mo boutcho selfz
and i says
sorry, SAYZ*
HOE I AINT GOT HIGH TASTE
3:50 PM I JUST PREFER MAT SALLEH FACE
AINT NO THANG
mun: uh huh
suspenseful
me: yea yea
what do you think of my rap?
think they'll hire me?
3:51 PM mun: i think that jinn guy who won this yers blue chilli will hire you
me: kewl
3:52 PM dat jinn guy as coo as me?
mun: i think so.
u interviewed d ah
both?
3:53 PM me: no la
3:54 PM toldchew oredi what yesterday
mun: then what fuck u sayin
me: the merchant square one is next thusdat
thursday*
mun: oh
wow
your rap is fictional
is so cool
me: ha
mun: your rap is so offensive to women its a rape
me: no no, matahati emailed me say
Dill, can u write or describe urself in English just 1 pg,n bring together on interview day.
cheers
cheers
mun: ask u describe yoruself ah?
hahahaha
so awesome
3:55 PM me: i want to say cheers back, but i'm not that type of person
mun: type stuff like, im naturally humble but am not afraid to admit im great
me: maybe i should write that as the opening
mun: then throw in sexual inneundos such as
im quite effable
me: yeah, actually i wanna write like that
when i ovulate, my boobs grow bigger
as do every other women
3:56 PM mun: like your mothers
i can be your den mother
me: uh
yeah
mun: btw
i playing this new game called jungle extreme
just thought you would like to know
me: i'm not interested
no, i would actually, not like to know
mun: hey, not askign you to play
just telling you.
me: but i dont want to know
3:57 PM mun: this is the problem with youths these days
their ignorance and apathy
ptui
me: wahhhh
mun: ptui ptui ptui
me: damn cibai lohhhh
plis la ok
i'm not a 'youth'
mun: damn hansem also okies
me: i'm a unicorn
bitch
mun: you put the you in youth
me: suck my horn!
mun: your toe puts the corn in unicorn
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