This year's raya is going to be very embarassing for me

Mak: Awak dah ada boyfriend ke?
Me: No.
Mak: OK, that's your mission.
Me: What?
Mak: Cari boyfriend. Raya ni, awak kena pakai baju cantik cantik.
Me and my dad: -_-
Mak: Lepas tu, every open house we're going to go.
Me: And what? Mak nak jatuhkan my saham by telling everyone "Anak saya single!"
Mak: What saham?
My mother was laughing by then. My dad tries to eat with a straight face.
Mak: Awak ingat apa? Ramai orang yang nak berbesan dengan mak bapak awak tau!
My dad: -_- (still trying to eat with a straight face)
Me: Dapat mak mertua yang suka bersosial baru tau. Ajak makan every week. Telephone everyday. Sampai mak rimas, apasal diorang tiap-tiap hari nak cakap.
*SILENCE* My mother's laughter stops immediately while my dad sniggers at her.

Mak: Eh, mak awak tak suka tau orang over-friendly.